I Don’t Get It

We’re constantly told by the government–and this isn’t just Dear Leader’s administration; it goes back to September 12, 2001–that we are not fighting Islam, Islam is a religion of peace (as opposed to the culture of hatred, oppression and death that it appears to be) and that terrorists who are self-described adherents to Islam aren’t really, and they in fact pervert the teachings of the religion.

So explain to me why it is we would take pains to treat Osama bin Dead’s flailing corpse in accordance with traditional Muslim practices? Why do we want to be certain he’s buried within 24 hours in accordance with the Koran or hadiths or whatever, if he isn’t really a Muslim? Do his actions and beliefs pervert Islam, or adhere to it? Because, if he’s been perverting his supposed religion, it seems to me we’re under no obligation to respect any damn thing he might have wanted or expected.

Someone help me out with that one, will ya?

Weird

So Rashard Mendenhall is apparently a truther. To whit: “I just have a hard time believing a plane could take a skyscraper down demolition style.”

Tell ya what, jock-you stick to running around on Sundays trying not to get hit, and don’t worry your pretty little head about things like physics and math and chemistry. Let the grown-ups deal with all that, m’kay? All you need to know about 9-11 is “can” and “did”.

One Down…

Osama bin Laden is dead, and good riddance. The world will no longer waste oxygen on his existence. He deserves nothing more or less than to be mounted on a pike, a piece of bacon shoved down his throat and a pig’s head stuck atop his skull, in a field populated by a pack of hungry dogs.

I understand he took a headshot right through the forehead, so he saw what was coming–the best troops in the world gunning for his sorry, cowardly ass.